Do you ever feel like you could use a little amusement while drinking all that wine down your gullet? Sometimes I do, and my stupid plain glasses are useless when it comes to entertainment. That is why I went on a search for the best novelty wine glasses. Come, let us take a journey through this article to see what I have found.
The most important thing is to know you have earned the wine you are drinking. Did you wake up this morning? Great. You’ve earned a glass of wine. Did you put pants on? Now you’ve earned 2.
This is pretty how all my nights go. Or at least I think this is how my nights go. It’s kind of fuzzy.
Indeed. This is my biggest fear. Bees, clowns, and exercise are the next 3.
I already feel pretty smart when I am drinking wine, but this glass just increases that feeling even more. I’m sure people will think I am a scientist and/or inventor of some sort.
Yeah…”Screw it”. Whenever I am asked to make a toast, that is the speech I give. Glad they made some novelty wine glasses that have this etched right on there. I don’t have to bring my note cards with me anymore.
An excellent way to personalize your guests’ wine glasses. You just write each person’s deepest, darkest secrets on their respective wine glasses, so everybody knows which one belongs to them.
If you are going to celebrate something with champagne, you might as well celebrate the sh&t out of it. Just be the most celebratingest celebrator that ever celebrated.
Novelty wine glasses for those of you that have offspring. From what I hear, wine becomes an important factor of parenting. I’ve already stock piled 18 years worth of wine in preparation.
Speaking of parenting, if your responsibilities leave you only 10 minutes out of the day to enjoy your wine, give this glass a try. It includes an hour glass that counts down the 10 minutes. You’ll know when to come out of your hiding closet before your children start to hunt you.
Bringing a wine glass up and down from your mouth can be exhausting. I also find that it makes one arm bigger than the other, which is unattractive. Here is the solution.
Why is this on here? Because I wanted the opportunity to say, “PUT A BIRD ON IT!”
I do hope you have enjoyed these novelty wine glasses as much as did. I just think it’s time that we all spice up our wine drinking lives a little bit.