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7 Boozy Halloween Costume Ideas

It’s almost Halloween, my friends. I’ve addressed the importance of Halloween decor for your wine, but do you know how you are going to dress up your human body for this very important holiday? Well, of course, we here at Wine Gifted looked into boozy Halloween costume ideas. Here’s what we’ve collected.

1. Moonshine

With this costume, you get the benefit of being 2 things:  A moonshine barrel and a hillbilly. Bet you never thought you would have the pleasure of being such a creature. It’s a 2 for 1 deal!

Moonshine

2. Wine and Cheese

Awww. Be that adorable couple in the themed costume. Everyone will be jealous of your perfect relationship. That’s really what all of us want…to make other people jealous.

wine-cheese

3. Beer Bottle

How could I not include a beer bottle in the boozy halloween costume ideas? What is even more fascinating about this particular costume is that the beer bottle references beer goggles. Those scamps!

Beer-Bottle

4. Tequila IV

No joke…this costume was advertised as being great for adults and kids. I’m not so sure you would want your child carrying around a tequila IV.; however, it may be worth noting that there is not real tequila in the bag.

Tequila-drip

5. Dr. Shots

Your 8 years of tequila medical school have prepared you well for this position. You’ll have to work all night, but people will be very grateful for your services.

Doctor-shots
6. Keep it Simple

I know there are many of you out there that hate dressing up for Halloween, but still want to go to the parties. It’s okay to show up in a t-shirt as long as it has something clever on it. Everybody will be like, “you scamp!”

Candy-trade-shirt
Here-for-boos-shirt

 

Skeleton-Six-Pack

7. Wine and Champagne

Inevitably, there will be ladies out there that refuse to compromise any of their cuteness for a Halloween costume. I didn’t forget you. These dresses are for you.

wine-dress
champagne-dress

I hope these halloween costume ideas have helped you in your search. Have a Happy Halloween!

About the author

The Lady Wine Gifted

My name is Jessica Trejo, and I'm not afraid to admit that I drink. That's why I'm Wine Gifted. I like talking and writing about wine and drinking!

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