Okay, everyone. I feel like we’ve built a strong relationship around our collective love for wine. When you love something very much, there is only one way to show that thing that it is very important to you: tattoo. That’s why I’ve come to the conclusion that my next step as a wine lover is getting a really great wine tattoo. And I feel comfortable enough to suggest to you that you get a wine tattoo as well. Hey, maybe we all go together and get matching tattoos. Here are some designs to choose from that we should all consider.
I’ll start off with you off with something easy. How about we all just get a certain wine variety written on our forearms? Not so bad.
We could also do something philosophical. I feel like we are all pretty deep people, and can handle the complexity of this one.
An action shot is also an option.
Another action shot, but I guess this one is more for the ladies since it looks like the back of stockings. What do you say ladies?
We could also show an appreciate for the actual art of winemaking. I think this wine barrel tattoo would be a good one.
We could also give a shout out to the Roman god of wine and intoxication. After all, none of us would be here without them. (You might be thinking, “What does she mean by that?” I wish I could tell you, but I can’t on account of I don’t feel like it.)
Shrimp and white wine. (For those of you that know the Tim and Eric Awesome Show…yes, it is in reference to that. For those of you that do not know it, it’s an appreciation of food and wine pairings.)
I’ve said many times that wine makes people more classy. This tattoo would make it an absolute truth since it’s permanently etched into skin.
For the big finish…a full chest tattoo of a skeleton and a pretty lady sharing a bottle of chianti. Go big or go home is what I always say. (Or at least every now and then when I want someone to do something.)
Well, there you have it. The 9 wine tattoos that I think we should all consider getting. What do you say? Who’s coming with me?!