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Countdown Of The 13 Best Drunk Celebrities

I’m not afraid to do a Hollywood fluff piece. Especially when it has to do with drunkenness. I’ve scoured the internet for what seems like hours to days to find the best drunk celebrity pics. I think I’ve accomplished this, and I’d like to share my findings. Congrats to all the shining stars that made the cut!

13. Christina Aguilera. Smeared lipstick = partied too hard.

Christina Aguilera Drunk

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12. Renee Zellweger. Chhheeeeerrrssss!

Zellweger-Drunk

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11. Lindsay Lohan. Looks like someone’s got the spins.

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10. Britney Spears. If I got to the point of the alcohol sweats, I’d probably call it a night.

Britney-Spears Drunk

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9. Tara Reid. It looks like she’s not quite sure how the floor got so close to her face.

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8. Paris Hilton. She may have bruised, bloody knees, but at least she saved the cheap beer.

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7. Matthew McConaughey. Mostly likely, drunk, high, and unshowered. His eyes are open here, but I’m pretty sure he’s unconscious.

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6. Courtney Love. Another one. Mostly likely, drunk, high, and unshowered.

Courtney Love Drunk

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5. Charlie Sheen. He probably did a really kick ass T.V. interview after this where he totally convinced everyone that he’s completely sane.

Charlie-Sheen-drunk

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4. Nick Nolte. Drunk Mad Hatter.

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3. Andy Dick. So many pics of this guy to choose from, but I think this one is the best.

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Via BuzzFeed

2. Kiefer Sutherland. I’m not going to try to understand why this happened. (Way to show us your dirty tighty whities, dude.)

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1. David Hasselhoff. Still reigns as the best. Drunk, shirtless, incomprehensible, and eating off the floor.

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The Lady Wine Gifted

My name is Jessica Trejo, and I'm not afraid to admit that I drink. That's why I'm Wine Gifted. I like talking and writing about wine and drinking!

1 Comment

  • Nobody can beat the Hoff.
    The Hoff never gives up and has a history of wild partying that is longer than most of the other’s in the list entire lives.
    At 65 he still chugs hard liquor and harasses 20-something chicks, numba one by far.

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