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The Best Wine Quotes and Wine Memes.

The internet and I have been spending a good amount of time with each other. We haven’t quite gotten to the point where we will say we are in a relationship, which is fine with me, because I am not quite ready to settle down. Anyway, what I have enjoyed over the last several months are the wine quotes that the internet has shown me. There are so many, but I would like to share some of my favorites today.

Let’s start with something historical. This comes from one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, people!

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This one is a classic and accurate. Outside of a fancy martini, wine is a pretty classy way to get drunk.

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Yup! I don’t need a therapist or some hippie mumbo jumbo! Wine is the only thing I need to calm my nerves.

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I rarely eat breakfast for this very reason. I try to sleep in as late as possible so as to be able to immediately start the wine drinking. It’s still one of the great wine quotes.

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When I am awake in the morning, this is exactly true. I pump myself full of caffeine before pumping myself full of wine.

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Another one of the classic wine quotes. Without wine, I do not move or speak. With wine, I break dance and am hilarious.
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Just in case you are bad at math, this means I drink wine constantly.

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I think about this all the time. I must have enough wine to see me though to the end of my days.

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Scientific and hilarious at the same time.

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One of the first wine quotes I saw and fell in love with.

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Again, there is a never a need for therapy or other “healthy” ways of dealing with problems. Fermented grapes…that is all you need.

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Boom! You can’t argue with this!

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The Lady Wine Gifted

My name is Jessica Trejo, and I'm not afraid to admit that I drink. That's why I'm Wine Gifted. I like talking and writing about wine and drinking!

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