The internet and I have been spending a good amount of time with each other. We haven’t quite gotten to the point where we will say we are in a relationship, which is fine with me, because I am not quite ready to settle down. Anyway, what I have enjoyed over the last several months are the wine quotes that the internet has shown me. There are so many, but I would like to share some of my favorites today.
Let’s start with something historical. This comes from one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, people!
This one is a classic and accurate. Outside of a fancy martini, wine is a pretty classy way to get drunk.
Yup! I don’t need a therapist or some hippie mumbo jumbo! Wine is the only thing I need to calm my nerves.
I rarely eat breakfast for this very reason. I try to sleep in as late as possible so as to be able to immediately start the wine drinking. It’s still one of the great wine quotes.
When I am awake in the morning, this is exactly true. I pump myself full of caffeine before pumping myself full of wine.
Another one of the classic wine quotes. Without wine, I do not move or speak. With wine, I break dance and am hilarious.
Just in case you are bad at math, this means I drink wine constantly.
I think about this all the time. I must have enough wine to see me though to the end of my days.
Scientific and hilarious at the same time.
One of the first wine quotes I saw and fell in love with.
Again, there is a never a need for therapy or other “healthy” ways of dealing with problems. Fermented grapes…that is all you need.
Boom! You can’t argue with this!